Sri Chimnoy 24 hour race (Tooting) – Race Report

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Running for a long time is fine. Running fast for a long time, I’ve just realised, is much harder.

I’m only a quarter of the way into the race, and already my mind is wandering back to the pub I was in a couple of weeks ago. When all this was comfortably in the future.


Matt frowns at me over his pint. “I just don’t understand why anyone would run in circles for 24 hours.”

I glance at him then look at the grubby brown wall behind. Flicking my eyes back, I reply with a grimace. “It’s hard to explain.”

“I mean, surely you want to just sit down after a while, it’s not like you’re getting somewhere?”

“That’s true,” I admit. “It was a difficult thing to realise when I first did one of these races.”

“So what’s the point?”

“Mostly I want to see if I can run further than I ever have in 24 hours, and have a nice time while I’m doing it.”

“How will you keep going though? It seems like it’s more of a mental challenge than a physical one?”

“Well,” I pause, swirling the warm dregs of beer around my glass. “You really need to have a very good why.”

Matt just laughs. “What the fuck does that mean?” He stands up. “Don’t answer, I’m getting more beers.”


It’s a simple enough concept. Runners have 24 hours to cover as much distance as they can. We change direction every 4 hours to give our legs some sort of balance. No navigation, nothing to carry. You can stop and sleep if you want, but the clock just keeps on ticking. The furthest anyone has run in this race’s history is 268.3K (166.7 miles) by Donald Ritchie in 1991; the current world record is 319.6K (198.6 miles) set by Aleksandr Sorokin in 2022. Most people are happy to hit 161K (100 miles).


I’ve been on the start line for plenty of races over the years, and this is always one of my favourites. A midday start, the sun is shining. Everyone is nervous but friendly. Nobody really dashes off, even though we’re on a 400-metre running track nestled next to the woods of Tooting Bec Common. A few do, of course, the excitement just a bit too much for them. They’ll slow down eventually, they always do. I’m moving a bit too fast, but as long as I’m at the bottom of the leaderboard when they update it in an hour, I’ll know I’m on plan.

Trix smiles and waves from our little camp as I pass her after about a minute. She’s laid the table out with a huge selection of different bars and snacks. Water bottles filled and colour coded. The gazebo seems like overkill in this lovely late summer sunshine, but this is the first time she’s going to support me for the full race and I want her to be as comfortable as possible.


After 6 hours, the guy who went out at a sub-3-hour marathon pace is vomiting into the infield. He’s slowed down a bit, though still looks determined to keep going.

George, who went out slightly slower, but still ridiculously fast, is scampering around and doesn’t even appear to be sweating. I shake my head in disbelief and carry on, keeping to my slow and consistent movement. “I am the tortoise,” I tell myself.

Every half an hour I have a little snack and a drink. Trix is always waiting with something nice, as well as a cheery smile and thumbs-up.

Everyone has a target and it’s usually 200K. I’m no different, hoping to beat my best performance of 196K. It’s easy to plan a target pace; it’s a very different thing to actually run it. Right now I don’t need a plan to know I’m not moving quickly enough.

I’ve been eating and drinking regularly. Walking a little bit every half an hour. Nothing really hurts, I’ve got enough energy. Some dude who looks like he’s escaped from a desert island (one with a very good running kit shop) trundles past me, looking pretty happy.

The test that I’ve told nobody about is whether I can endure all of the things my body and mind throw out telling me to slow down or stop. To overcome all that and beat my target. I never give up; failing to finish is just that, a failure. How do I find the mental fuel I need to hit an arbitrary target though? This is new.

The attention I used to get from being the sort of person who did these “crazy races” was once enough, but over the past year something shifted inside me. A layer of friction between me and the world dissolved. The part of me that cares what other people think shrank, contracted into such a tiny little voice that I can’t hear it and have even forgotten what it sounds like. I do notice the absence of it; nothing has filled that space. The gap is one of calm, of sunlight bouncing off leaves and bees. The smell of dry London parks that reminds me of being five again, walking with my dad on Ealing Common.

Thinking of Dad reminds me of the last time I saw him, lying cold in that hospital bed. All the tubes and wires removed, the bleeping machines apologetically silent. I felt so helpless.


Around 10pm Ian turns up and starts doing pace and target projections. “Pace is good, very consistent, but you could move a bit faster.”

Well, I could, but I’m not sure I want to; there is a long way to go yet.

“If you pick it up a bit, then you’ll hit 100K at midnight, that’s a solid first half.”

Dammit. How on earth am I going to run a faster second half in a 24-hour race? It just doesn’t seem feasible.

“Excellent going, you’ve picked up 15 seconds a lap, hold that pace.”

I give Ian a thumbs-up and keep moving. We met through our finance jobs and bonded over running. His wife is there as well, giving little waves of encouragement. My body and mind have clicked into a new groove. I allow myself to be steered by Ian and his stopwatch. Trix keeps an eye on me and hands me some electrolytes.

One distraction is finding out people’s names by trying to remember their race number and find it on the leaderboard without stopping. I keep forgetting the number of the guy with the most impressive calves I’ve ever seen, pure muscle and sinew. They’d be a very fine motivational poster. I have a few conversations with other admirers, which help to distract us for a few laps.

Suddenly I spot Emiel, and he’s not running. He’s walking the wrong way and at the side of the track. He’s been moving so well, I wonder what’s happened, but just keep moving. He was someone else’s crew last year and kindly helped me out too. I’m sad to see him stop.

“Calves” is still hammering out an aggressive pace, but a few others have quietly hobbled off into the darkness. George isn’t one of them, surely he can’t hold that speed for another 12 hours? “Run your own race,” I tell myself. It’s the only way to stay sane.

Understandably, Ian and his wife head off for some sleep. I wave goodbye and notice a slight sense of loss as they leave the main gate. I still can’t really understand why they came at all; it doesn’t seem like a very exciting spectator sport.

It starts to rain as we approach the hardest part of the entire race: 3am.

“Do you want some music?” Trix shouts as I splash past. Lifting one hand, palm facing her. I call, “No thanks.” Pulling my hood tighter around my face I wonder what the point of all this is.

“Are you sure?” She asks as I come round the corner a few minutes later. I shake my head. It’s not that I don’t like music, it’s just a bit distracting. Not in the great British tradition of “The Glory of Suffering” or anything like that. It just stops me from closely monitoring my pain and energy levels, as well as my general emotional state.

Three minutes later I’m back. “Actually, that’s a really good idea. Can you find me an ’80s rock playlist, please?”

Her friend Oscar turned up an hour ago, they’re steadily working their way through the bag of biltong that I’ve yet to be interested in.

I’m not exactly dancing along in the rain, but I’m singing loudly and for now all my other thoughts have gone for a rest. Double thumbs-up to Trix.

Oscar spent his summer building himself a fixie bike from various spare parts. That and his willingness to sit in the rain for hours with Trix means he’s more than OK in my books. I remember what I got up to when I was 15 on a Saturday night and there was a lot more cider involved. I know who I’d rather was hanging out with my daughter right now.

“That was a slow one,” Trix shouts with a worried look.

“Yeah, my stomach isn’t great.” I’m moving quickly when I’m on the track, but I’m having to visit the toilet way too often. When you start having to stop, it’s as if some part of you starts looking for more reasons to stop again.

“Shuffle up, I’ve got bits of track inside my shoe, they’re really annoying me.” Another five minutes lost.

“There’s no way I’m getting to 200K now.” I shrug. “Don’t forget you always speed up at the end,” Trix says encouragingly. That’s true, usually anyway.

The rain has finally given way to a murky sort of light, and the gaps in the tents are easier to notice. The dark and rain have taken their toll and the track is noticeably more roomy. Just six hours left. Enough time to pick up the pace, though my right ankle keeps getting painfully stuck. It demands stretching and massage.

Catching sight of myself in the toilet mirror, I’m surprised to see I don’t look as wasted as I expected. It’s true that I’m not as chipper and chatty as usual, but it doesn’t feel like I’m in some horrible dark place either.

“You could just call it a day, you know,” I tell my reflection. “Nobody cares how far you’ve run, you don’t even really care either. Why are you doing this?”


Ian’s back. “New goal: four marathons. And you’re only two laps behind Robinson Crusoe. He’s walking; just keep an eye on him and you’ll pick up one more spot.”

George is still moving gracefully, well on his way to 250K, looking as fresh as if he’s about to do a parkrun.

My body hurts now, but I do what I’m told: I pick up the pace, walk less.

I see Finbarr (another finance running friend) appear at the main gate. “Insane effort, mate, you’re looking strong.” I smile and wave and somehow my feet don’t seem to hurt as much.

Trix tells me that Zoe and Billy are on their way, ready to cheer us all on for the final hour. Zoe doesn’t understand why I do this race either, but after all these years together she’s got used to the annual routine.

As inviting as my chair looks, and as annoying as the fresh gravel feels in my shoes, I just smile and keep on moving.

The countdown to midday begins. We all have our little numbered sandbags to mark our own personal finish line. Everybody crumples to the ground when the air horn blasts out.

George covers 254K (157.8 miles), the seventh-furthest distance in the 37-year history of the race. Dean, the sub-3 marathon guy nails 200K (124 miles); Calves is sadly nowhere to be seen. I didn’t quite catch the wild-haired Robinson Crusoe lookalike, but I ran 169K (105 miles), putting me in 20th place of 56 starters (18 dropped out). Emiel tells me that he didn’t manage to get his head around how different this was to his usual trail ultras. He’s already planning his return.

Billy rushes over for a big sweaty hug. I bury my face in his soft fur, then look up to see Zoe and Trix all fresh and smiley. “Well done!” they call out. I creakily stand up for more hugs. I look around the sunny track, now full of tired-looking runners and crew, all spilling out of their little stations onto the lanes.

“Thank you,” I say to the girls. “Now I really need to sit down.”

An ultra distance London trail adventure?

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It’s 4am and I’m scaling yet another 6 foot fence somewhere in South East London.  I land gently on the pavement and look up into the wide eyed stare of two lads sitting in a parked car.  We all silently contemplate the unlikely situation, before I turn, run over the road,  climb the padlocked gate into the next park and run into a dark forest.  Laughing.

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This is the longest training run I’ve ever embarked on.  It wasn’t planned to be a solo effort but I wasn’t going to squander the opportunity.

taking a break in highgate woods

The full Capital Ring is around 77 miles.  A (mostly) signposted route that links together various trails and paths, encompassing inner and central London.  It was first discussed in 1990 by the London Walking Forum, and was completed in 2005 (wikipedia).

I first noticed bits of the route on an easy run along the Greenchain Walk one weekend.  I kept seeing the distinctive signs alongside the Greenchain ones, and after a bit of research found the idea both daunting and strangely compelling.

The usual way to complete the full route is over two days or more.  TFL (Transport for London) have an excellent guide with printable maps and directions to and from local trains and tubes.

someone has a sense of humour

Taking a map is a good idea, some boroughs take signage more importantly than others, Harrow and Richmond being very thorough, while Newham was distinctly lacking.

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My training plan had called for a 12 hour run, but I couldn’t find a weekend free in the family calendar, so I took the completely logical step of getting up at 1am on a Saturday morning.  An hour to wake up and fill myself with food and coffee, 12 hours of running, with a 2 hour buffer for food and faffage.

I had to be home before 5pm to have enough time to de-grime myself, put the child to bed and help prepare for supper guests arriving at 8.

Apparently that isn’t normal person behaviour, but I’m so far into this long distance running malarkey, that my reality filter is completely twisted.

Actually you don’t need to look too hard or far to find similar examples of how people fit lots of running into an already full life.

I’m not comparing myself to Ricky Lightfoot, but he’s a great example of juggling a full time job, family and huge amounts of training.

Debbie Martin-Consani is another person to aspire to, there was a great quote in a recent trail running magazine:

…to improve your running stamina, you need to run.  As they say you can’t plant potatoes and harvest carrots!

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From a practical perspective, doing the whole route in one go is feasible, as long as you don’t mind jumping over lots of fences (or finding the long way round) in the dark.  Having said that I did this in early December when it’s dark nearly all the time.  A more reasonable early start in the summer would probably get you round before parks start being locked.

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I reckon that 70% of the route is on trail, which is pretty amazing for inner London!  There are a few opportunities to buy food and water, but not that many.  I spotted a 24 hour shop on Prince Regent Lane (the greenway crosses this on the way to Stratford) where I filled up my water bottles, but this was the first one I’d seen since starting 25 miles ago.

There are other shops, probably just enough to get you round.  The highlight was a little coffee van just outside East Finchley station.  The coffee man even had a few croissants warmed up, what a treat.

DIY aid station

Do take a map though, or at least a readily accessible GPS unit to keep you on track.  There are sections with hardly any signs, some have fallen over, others twisted 90 degrees sending you in completely the wrong direction.

I’d relied on having the route on my watch, but had forgotten how much that drains the battery.  In the end I managed to get google maps working on my phone and just ran with it in my hand.  Annoying, but not as annoying as constantly backtracking.

I got as far as the A3 by Richmond Park before running out of time and getting a cab.  70 miles with 12 hours of moving time wasn’t too bad, but shows how much faffing around I’d done.

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Ok, so I’m not so bonkers to suggest that everyone should lace up their shoes up and set off on a 75 mile run around London, but the fact that you don’t need to plan a whole weekend away, or even to travel at all, to see a different side to something otherwise familiar is something worth thinking about.

Maybe you don’t live near the Capital Ring, but I bet there are some local trails or walks that can be joined up and made into a loop, or maybe hop on a train after work and run home along a canal?

If you look hard enough, there is adventure just round the corner.

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Oh and the dinner party went well, I even managed to stay awake until after pudding.

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Of course it’s on strava

Tooting 24h 2014 – or – How not to run your first 24 hour track race

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As usual it’s taken me far too long to get this written down, but with the Crawley 12 hour race in a few weeks I thought this was the perfect time to remember what I did wrong.  It would be nice to have a list of things I did right, but sadly, no. I still managed to cover about 107 miles, which isn’t bad but falls short of what I think I should be capable of (although past performance isn’t nessesarily an indicator of the future!). The race itself is very simple (how many times can you run round a 400m track?), and is a perfect example of everything I love in an event. It’s small, extremely well organised by incredibly friendly and approachable people. The low key approach engenders a great atmosphere and the motley collection of runners were packed with interesting stories and enthusiasm. Being able to run shoulder to shoulder with a 80+ year old on course to complete 100 miles, and a trio of superhuman ladies who smashed records and crushed the entry level for team GB Ultra was both humbling and inspirational. This is a true, and (mostly) serious list of tips for running your first 24 hour track race. Some, if not all of the points are totally obvious, and normal people really shouldn’t need the advice.

I'm no elite

I’m no elite

Make sure you actually have a place in the race

Yes, yes, obvious. The thing is, I sent my application off and promptly got stuck into training and planning. As the  weeks went on, and I languished on the waiting list, the mental focus that an imminent race gives you just wasn’t there. This meant that training was half hearted at best, and I figured that I’d pretty much wing the planning part: running in circles for ages: I’d just done the GUCR, how hard could it be?

If you don’t have a confirmed place, then at least pretend you have and train accordingly. Finding out two days before doesn’t give you nearly enough time.

One chap even turned up on the day and snagged a last minute place, though he crashed out in a bent-double vomiting state after a short few hours. Another arrow in the back of the last minute race entrant.

Don’t start the day with a massive hangover

Again, not something that should really need to be spelled out. However, the lack of concentration and general over confidence given #1, plus having heavy drinking friends round the night before culminated in a very not-ready head and body come race morning.

It’s hard to say whether this is the biggest mistake I made, quite possibly though, as it led to most of the others.

Work out your target pace sensibly, based on reality

Final results

Final results

For an elite athlete, calculating your goal distance using last year’s winner is a very good strategy, particular if you’re also aiming to secure a place in Team GB.

If, on the other hand, you are not an elite, and last year’s winner was other worldly Marco Consani, who covered 154 miles, then your sights have more than likely been set far outside the range of your physical capabilities.

In practice this means that you’re constantly berating yourself for going too slow, when in fact you’re going about twice as fast as you should be.

I would say to pick a comfortable marathon pace, then drop that by about 25%, probably more.

Don’t set off too fast

Lack of planning, large hangover and ridiculous ambitions and yes, you’re already going way too fast. I did the first marathon in under 4 hours, was near the top of the score board and felt great.

Obviously it didn’t last and my pace halved very soon after.

Having a bleary eyed notion of “go out as hard as possible and hang on as long as you can” is just daft, glycogen gets instantly depleted leaving you running on fumes way too soon.

If you’ve lapped James Elson, you’re going too quickly

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Say no more!

To be fair to James, he looked to be suffering from an injury and pulled out before the end. Plus I was clearly going to blow up.

Don’t try new food on the day, as lovely as it might look and taste

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Hangover to blame again. I remember thinking how delicious the melon and grapes on the food station were. They were cool, refreshing and gave me a nice little boost.

Fast forward 10 hours and I’d pretty much set up camp in the men’s room, and when I wasn’t  there I was painfully dragging my sore and bloated belly back as fast as I could hobble.

Not a good idea.

Do try and remember your lap counters name

More generally, be nice to your lap counter, they’ve got a long gruelling night ahead of them, and sense of humour failures don’t make for a pleasant atmosphere.

Chances are they are looking after a few runners, and when a lap only takes a couple of minutes they’re hard at work.

On the odd occasion when they are distracted, being able to call our their name will save you valuable seconds, and is a whole lot polite than yelling “Did you get me? Luke here, hello?! HELLO!”

Having support really… helps

My wife and child stuck around for the first half hour, but when my 3 year old daughter had seen me run round in circles and not win or even finish, she soon got bored. Not before entertaining everyone with happy shouts of “daddy!” every time I passed her.

They also rocked up again for the  last hour, and that alone kept my spirits up for at least 4 hours.

Other people had whole families camped out all night, feeding and watering their runners regularly. Not sure how I’ll persuade mine to do the same, but I think it would give a massive psychological boost, especially in those famously miserable hours just before dawn.

Don’t underestimate the mental aspect

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I honestly hadn’t given much thought to what it would actually be like running for 24 hours within such a confined area.

All the big races I’d done in the past were huge loops or “epic adventure” point to point routes.

The key difference, which was obviously clear to every person who commented on my upcoming loop fest, is that every step forward, every second spent moving, takes you one tiny sliver closer to the end.

When it finally dawned on me that I could just sit down and the race would still end at midday, regardless of whether I did any sort of moving or not, was a revelation.

A revelation that took a lot of willpower (and two 30 minute snoozes in the back of Hughs car) to purge and get back into any kind of constant forward motion.

In summary

It was a lot harder than I thought it would be, deserved more respect than I gave it, and was absolutely bloody brilliant.

I’ve got a confirmed place for September, so that’s one item ticked off the list already!

Geoff, the legend

Geoff, the legend

GUCR 2014

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I am done, finished.
I’ve have had enough with this race, and am just too tired to carry on. My feet hurt, I can’t keep my eyes open and I’m starting to get cold.

Such were the thoughts flashing through my mind at 3am on Sunday morning. I’d been running for 18 hours and had covered about 95 miles of the muddy and wet grand union canal towpath from Birmingham. Paddington basin, and the finish, were another 50 miles ahead.

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Calm the night before

Calm the night before

It had started fast, way too fast.

With a belly full of instant porridge, bananas and coffee, I had joined the other 109 runners in the weak 6am sunshine as we charged off from Gas Street at a brisk 9 minute mile pace. It was so easy to get caught up in the crowd, swapping race stories and tales of how we came to be here.

The first 26 miles came at me hard. Stiff legs and a painful knee nagging reminders that I hadn’t recovered from the SIPR (albeit only half of it) the previous weekend.

Ready to rock

Ready to rock

A gentle trot

It felt faster than it looks!

If the first marathon of 6 feels like this, what chance do I have of getting to the end? The thought of bailing out and saving my body from unnecessary punishment became a serious proposition. It would have been a shame but there was no point in doing myself actual damage.

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It’s hard to remember what changed my mind.

Perhaps it was doggedly sticking to my fuelling plan of a sandwich (peanut butter, nuttela and banana) or wrap (hummus, chicken, green pepper and cheese) between every checkpoint, supplemented by 2 or 3 cereal bars and an ellas kitchen pouch (baby food yes, but you can always get it down).

Perhaps the pouring rain turning the wet path into a lethal slippery streak of mud, one that threatened to kick me into the canal every time my concentration wandered, generated enough of a distraction from negative thoughts.

Perhaps it was because I slowed down a bit, let those running at a record breaking pace go on ahead, and settled into a comfortable rhythm. You could say I started running my own race.

Or maybe it was a pile of ducklings.

Nap time for some

Nap time for some

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Whatever it was, the next 24 miles were a joy. My legs felt great, knee number two had given up trying to derail the adventure and the odd spell of sunshine lit up the bright yellow rapeseed fields and calm canal waters.

Trundling happily into the 50 mile checkpoint after 9 hours, to be greeted by part of the SIPR team (who also happen to be my uncle and aunt) made me even happier. Fully loaded on smoothies, bananas, shortcake, smiles, hugs and bemused encouragement, I was hefted back out onto the route, and bounced my way along to the 70 mile point.

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It would be dark before the next checkpoint, so a great deal of faffing was in order. Change of top, shoes, socks. Tights on, headtorch in bag. Hot quiche and beans devoured.

I was sitting opposite a very fit looking fellow who had looked fairly settled before I arrived. We got chatting and happened to leave at the same time. The conversation continued and it became clear that our paces were exactly matched. We gently jogged into the darkness, talking of this and that, but not the enormity of the 75 miles still to go, we hadn’t quite hit half way.

A glimmer of not rain

A glimmer of not rain

At the 85 mile checkpoint, which was supposed to be drinks and snacks only, we were treated to hot soup, what a bonus! A couple of other runners looked in a pretty bad way, anguished heads held by swollen hands, shivering bodies swaddled in warm blankets. At least 20 people had dropped out already.

A definite team now, David Allen and I made our way onwards, breaking the run down into 5 mile stages. At an hour a pop this was about the biggest challenge we could face at any one time.

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Lightheaded, confused and weak, bad news.

Skipping the last mid checkpoint sarnie was hardly a good idea, but it’s so easy to fall into the not eating trap. Your stomach isn’t fully functional (blood being sensibly diverted to more obviously useful muscles), saliva is a distant memory and anyway, you’re rocking along having a great time.

I’d broken my own rule, and it was made specifically for this situation. Luckily I was keeping a close mental eye on how I felt, and within minutes of necking a rocket fuel sandwich was back taking my turn to lead our little train ever closer to London.

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Coming closer to the 100 mile checkpoint was when I slipped into the next low point. An hour before dawn is the hardest part of any overnight race, especially if you’ve been hammering away at it for nearly 24 hours already.

The spine challenger, and the dark dark moments in what felt like perpetual darkness was fresh and raw enough for me to spot this instantly. Recognising that my body and mind were fine, and that this was a mere distraction caused by circadian rhythms, I dismissed the “call it a night and go to bed” voice and carried merrily on.

“Merrily” may be overstating it somewhat, but covering 100 miles in about 21 hours gave us a good confidence boost.

This was the longest stop. It was going to be 20 miles to the next one (the longest gap in the whole race), we were cold, and it was going to get light soon. It made sense to eat as much of the fried potatoes, scrambled eggs, sausages and beans as was acceptable, and start the last 45 miles feeling as refreshed as possible.

Sunny Sunday

Sunny Sunday

I was hoping to see some friends and family in Tring and Berkhamsted on the way through, but had anticipated slowing down a lot more than I had. We shuffle/walk/ran through Tring at 5am, and somehow I didn’t think anyone would appreciate a phone call from a sweaty, muddy and sleep deprived canal creature. Even if he was accompanied by a Jean Paul Gaultier lookalike (I can’t remember who said it, but there is a definite likeness to David).

The scenery was lovely as we got closer to then passed the M25 (which felt like a very significant landmark), and did help a tiny bit to distract our minds from the now near constant pain in our feet.

I only picked up one tiny blister (hilly twin skin socks, you rock), though they had always been a big pain problem for me. This time it was just the soles of my feet that hurt. They really really really hurt.

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I remember clearly when I thought I’d first become an “ultrarunner”. It was in the days and weeks after an overnight 50 mile race in the Peak District. The feeling was intoxicating, not dissimilar to landing a new, higher paid job or aceing exams at school. I basked in the satisfying knowledge that I’d joined the ranks of superhumans I’d been obsessively reading about for months.

Was this what it felt like to become a non-ultrarunner?

I texted my wife:

If I ever say I want to do this again, tell me I’m not allowed!
Xx

I wondered about the futility of the pursuit.

Grinding it out

Grinding it out

I didn’t question why I was here, that was easy. I’d got caught in the GUCR race report trap and became fixated on what many described as the hardest thing they’d ever done. Tales of 5 minute power naps, face down on the towpath, pushing through mental pain barriers and the huge drop out rate latched onto something deep in my head. Take that, add a few beers, throw in the internet and suddenly you have your name in the hat.

I honestly felt sick when my name was drawn out of that hat. Shit, I have to do it now.

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The miles stood no chance against our metronomic pace, suddenly 125 had passed (I’d misread the map and expected it a mile further ahead, a delicious mistake).

Ditching our wet overnight kit felt liberating, clean socks and a fresh t-shirt rejuvenating. Stuffing our faces with snacks and tea, a quick hello to Paul Ali and Stouty and we were rolling through the sunshine to the penultimate checkpoint, just 13 miles away.

Evenly spaced bridges became our friends, walk to one, run to the next, walk, run, walk, run. They passed by quietly, the towpath got busier as Sunday joggers and cyclists passed with quizzical faces.

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A famous badger said that anyone can run an ultra. In fact lots of people say this, and now I’m saying it. The crucial bit is wanting to.

Assuming you don’t succumb to something serious that involves you being physically taken off the course and put somewhere where it’s hard to rejoin, like a hospital, then it just comes down to how much you want to finish.
It really is nothing more than having the sheer bloody minded determination to carry on despite every part of your body and mind telling you to stop.

I’m not sure that’s really a skill.

Perhaps then there is something else to be gleaned from these runs, something other than the satisfaction of finishing and knowing you didn’t give in to the “weak” voices urging you to quit.

This wasn’t the hardest thing I’ve ever done, that was the first few months of being a new father. Not to say this wasn’t a major challenge, it really was!

I suspect that there is a certain amount of conditioning that happens to your body over repeated long runs, and that this reduces the number of body parts screaming for a top spot on the pain register.

Still, pain seems to be an integral part of running a long way, even if you can reduce and contain it, something will hurt. This much is clear from the amateur race reports scattered across the internet and from books by elites such as Scott Jurek and Killian Jornet.

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I could've kissed it

I could’ve kissed it

I didn’t know signposts could be beautiful, until I saw the 13.5 miles to Paddington one.  A cheeky half marathon left and a handy checkpoint for a quick spot of refuelling.

I was happy enough to be this near to the finish, but a hug from Nici Griffin was a lovely gesture and lifted the spirits beautifully. James wasn’t dispensing hugs but cheerfully dumped a large bag of sweets and crisps onto the table, just the ticket.

Apparently there were two people just ahead of us, and Nici reckoned we were moving faster, so less dilly dallying and more racing please. Wolfing down a packet of crisps and half a can of coke each we left the station in record time, the competitive spirit was still running high. I suspected this was a ruse to keep is moving, but at this stage everything helps. Relentless Forward Motion was the team motto after all.

Guess what happens if you eat a load of sugar, salt and caffeine really quickly after running 133 miles? I don’t really know, but feeling more than a trifle peculiar I ground to a halt as I wondered what to do about this new situation.

Water laced with fresh lime juice luckily roused me from my stupor. Run a bit, walk a bit, run a bit, walk a bit, drink a bit, eat a bit, run a bit, walk a bit…

This way we soon caught up with Heike Bergman, suffering from shin splints. The 3rd lady at last years Spartathalon looked dismayed as we trotted past, we felt bad but of course carried on, there were 6 miles to go and this was still a race.

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One reads about finding enlightenment through transcending pain and suffering. Robin Harvie touches on it, and I hear of people finding an inner peace once they’ve shut the pain into an ignorable mental compartment. Maybe. I do feel more aware of my body, and it’s limits, and there is definitely a sense of shared experience after races like this. You catch an eye and know that behind the brave smile, hurt was endured.

The ultrarunning community is a great one to be part of, people tend to be selfless, open and short of the same few screws as you. This race embodies so much of what I love about running. The low profile, feeling like part of a big family that encompasses the organisers, volunteers and other runners. It’s cheap too, like the best fell races. No fanfare, no fuss, and if you’re polite someone might make you a pot noodle.

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Less than a mile to go and we started bearing down on the other runner Nici had hinted might be catchable. He was walking, but glanced over his shoulder, then he and his buddy started frantically tightening straps and making ready to run. We cruised by at a stonking 4 miles an hour, big smirks plastered across our faces.

No, No, No, No! I’ve just had the shittest two miles of my life, there is NO WAY you can overtake me now!

A couple of minutes later they came muttering and cursing by, shuffling ever so slightly faster than us.

We chuckled all the way to the finish. It was mean but funny. I’ve been overtaken with 100 yards to go and it’s horrible, I wasn’t about to inflict that on anyone else, but amusement is hard to come by after 144 miles.

Massive team effort, to the last

Massive team effort, to the last

Crossing the line was a lovely feeling, not nearly as big a sense of relief as I expected, but being able to sit down and not get straight back up again was heavenly.

I went from hot, sweaty and sunburnt to cold and shivering within a few minutes, a result of not eating or drinking that much during the final push. The wonderful volunteers sorted me out with a blanket and microwaved pasta pot, and I was able to watch someone fall into, and be rescued from, the canal from a comfortable position. Dick was very happy, he’d been waiting 20 years to see that. I’m just glad it wasn’t me, the canal was looking distinctly mucky.

Tired and happy

Tired and happy

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I was sent on my way with more hugs and kisses (Dick did offer but we settled for a photo), this really was a nice race! Getting the tube was a bit tricky but home, my girls, food, a shower, wine and bed weren’t too far away. I managed to stay up until 8pm, quite an achievement!

Me and the Main Man

Me and the Main Man

As the memory of the final 11 hours of pain recedes, “never again” is slowly morphing into “I can do it faster”. Not next year though, unfinished business at SIPR and the Jura fell race are the big priorities for May 2015.

I will be back one day, it’s just too good a race to only do once.

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(Yes, I really did carry an extra 300g just so I could post this on strava)

Chuffed

Chuffed

A few notes for prospective canal runners:

  • The supplied maps are excellent. Totally water and bend proof, very clear directions on all tricky bits, mile markers, checkpoint details (drinks & snacks / hot food / bag availability). Just don’t stash them near anything that might leak ink when wet, mine went a bit blue from another bit of paper.
  • Bags are available very regularly, roughly every 15 miles, so you don’t need a large pack as you can replenish stocks often. I used an inov-8 race ultra vest (which I love), but even that was bigger than I needed.
  • I opted for two pairs of road shoes and changed half way. In retrospect the amount of rain before and during meant trail shoes would have been a lot better for the first half. The last 45 miles are almost entirely on hard packed path, so nicely cushioned road shoes are a must, unless you’re a compete masochist.
  • Make sure you pack enough warm kit for the night section, it gets pretty cold even in May, as even the slightest breeze over the canal cools the air a surprising amount.
  • Consider carrying a super lightweight wind proof jacket or smock. I had an inov-8 windshell and had it on and off about 5 times during the day on Saturday, it was just enough to keep me mostly dry and by keeping the wind off stopped me from getting cold. It was thin enough to dry out just hanging off the back of my pack.  Incidentally this is my current favourite bit of kit, I use it often, yet it’s light enough to always take, just in case.
  • Avoid staying in the travelodge if you can, it really is as noisy as Dick warns, apparently the Jury’s inn and premier inn are both much quieter. Listening to stag and hen parties lurching down broad street does not make for a restful night.

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Thanks to Ross Langton for photos of me “running”.

Not running

Not running